Neighbors Suck

I do not like my neighbors.

They blast crappy music from the crappy cars sitting in their driveway at all hours of the day. They leave their poor unsocialized boxer chained up in a pen out in the backyard, then yell at him when he barks. They don't pick up the poop of said dog nearly often enough. They host parties where drunk teenagers fall off of the roof and get taken to the hospital. The teenage girl's boyfriend, who lives down the street, squeels his tires and speeds past houses with young children.

They just all around kind of suck.

But today, I think they're kind of funny.

Why?

Because they have transformed the tree in their yard to a shrine for Mountain Dew. (click on the picture, if you feel the need to actually see the cans/bottles)


All hail Mountain Dew!